What would you do if you had $500,000 dollars to spend on New Year’s Eve? Well, you could grab ten friends that all have $50,000 to throw in for the ultimate EDM extravaganza! This year, to celebrate New Year’s Eve like a true basshead, Fontainebleau resort in Miami Beach is offering a VIP experience you can’t refuse…that is, if you have the funds!

The lavish resort is offering an exclusive, stage-front table at Justin Bieber‘s New Year’s Eve poolside performance and not only the best table at LIV for Skrillex, but access to his booth as well. And, of course, what would complete this trip without being able to board on a private yacht to party with Marshmello himself at STORY Nightclub? Fontainebleau’s pricey VIP package includes penthouse accommodations for ten, private chef dinners, exclusive use of supercars such as the Lamborghini Aventador Roadster or the Ferrari 488 Spider (plus many more to choose from), a $100K shopping spree at Timeless (the resorts jewelry store), and many more dreams that your heart could ever dream of. It’s a five-night stay and is only available to the first guest who books this experience, so grab that checkbook and book this trip before some not-so-famous Kardashian beats you to it.


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What better way to enter 2017 than entering broke anyways? Granted you’re allowed up to ten guests, and yourself included, that would lower the cost to about $45,000 or so if split. That is better than $500,000 by yourself, but I just can not think of a single soul I know personally to indulge themselves in that type of luxury to throw down with Bieber. I may be totally wrong, but I just hope whoever is that lucky and wealthy, decides to donate whatever he or she puts into it. What could hurt by matching dollar for dollar to the less fortunate? Why not make someone or some charity organization have their 2017 start off with something to give them hope? Why not give happiness the same way you’d blow yours? Why not give back to the world? Of course memories like this are rare to come by, but I would much rather know that I could give back, and I feel like if I had that much money, I could make a huge difference in someone’s life.

The package includes a five-night stay at Fontainebleau’s 9,850 square-foot, multi-level Sorrento Penthouse that offers five bedrooms, six and a half bathrooms, a private pool, jacuzzi, formal dining room and a full kitchen. I don’t believe I get that much privacy in my own home, alone, with nothing to do on a Friday night. Each day, guests get to live it up Hilton-style in their very own secluded and fully stocked cabana, alongside the iconic Fontainebleau poolscape. You’d also be treated to private dinners at the hotel’s signature restaurants such as Hakkasan, Scarpetta, and StripSteak, led by each restaurant’s Chef de Cuisine and an exclusive tour of the hotel’s back of the house food and beverage operations. On December 31st, after your dinner at StripSteak, your guests will be privately escorted to VIP tables for all three New Year’s Eve performances, including Justin Bieber at Fontainebleau’s poolscape, Skrillex headlining the night at LIV, and Marshmello’s set at STORY to close the evening and the year off just right!


The morning after on New Year’s Day, your group will be able to enjoy a specially curated breakfast by a personal chef in their penthouse along with a bloody mary bar to kickstart 2017! After the all you can drink bloody mary special, you and your guests will be treated to a spa day where each person will enjoy a two hour personalized spa treatment along with Lapis Spa’s water journeys like the ‘Bleau Rain Room’ and eucalyptus-infused steam room. Now all this luxury doesn’t stop in 2017, apparently each year Fontainebleau has something to do every year! “Each year, Fontainebleau Miami Beach continues to find new and exciting ways to reimagine our New Year’s Eve celebration,” said Philip Goldfarb, the President and COO of Fontainebleau Miami Beach. He went along to say “With this over-the-top package, Fontainebleau Miami Beach is offering an unprecedented New Year’s Eve experience that truly tailors to the luxury consumer.”


For complete details on the Kardashian-like vacation, please visit fontainebleau.com/NYE, or call (305) 674-4641. Side note: if you do decide to blow away half of someone’s life savings on a vacation only Trump could afford, please do your part in the world and give back to someone or organization to make their holidays a little bit bright. That’s what this scene is all about anyways, right? Happy holidays.